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It has been a while since I have updated my journal so I thought I would let everyone know that I am working on a major music project right now. I am excited because I am getting my songs officially produced.

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Hearth’s Warming Eve Carols


A collection of pony-themed holiday songs. Please follow along with the specific musical artists and song editions listed in the notes for the best results. If you want to sing your own YouTube editions of these songs, please link back to this fan fiction and give me due credit as it took a lot of hard work and effort to come up with all of these lyrics.


Trotting in a Winter Wonderland

Note: Sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland by Elvis Presley.

Ponies sing, are you listening,
On the streets, snow is glistening,
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight.
Trotting in a winter wonderland.

Gone away is the dragon,
Here to stay is a griffon,
He sings happy songs,
As we go along,
Trotting in a winter wonderland.

In the meadow we can build a snow mare,
Then pretend that she’s Celestia

She'll say: How are you?
We'll say: Good ma’am,
But you can check on us
When you're in town.

Later on, we'll conspire,
As we dream by the Friendship Fire,
To face unafraid,
The plans that we've made,
Trotting in a winter wonderland.

In the meadow we can build a snow beast,
And pretend that he's a Manticore,
We'll have lots of fun with mister snow beast,
Until the other ponies knock him down.

When it snows, ain't it thrilling,
Though your nose gets a chilling,
We'll frolic and play, the pony way,
Trotting in a winter wonderland.

Trotting in a winter wonderland.
Trotting in a winter wonderland.
I said trotting in a winter wonderland.


I Saw Discord Kissing Celestia

Note: Sung to I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus by Jimmy Boyd.

(From Luna’s Perspective BTW.)

I saw Discord Kissing Celestia,
Underneath the mistletoe last night,
She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peek,
She thought that I was tending to the ponies fast asleep.

Then I saw Celestia tickle him,
Underneath his goatee snowy white,
What a laugh it would have been,
If Twilight had only seen,
Discord kissing Celestia last night.

I saw Discord Kissing Celestia,
Underneath the mistletoe last night,
She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peek,
She thought that I was tending to the ponies fast asleep.

Then I saw Celestia tickle him,
Underneath his goatee snowy white,
What a laugh it would have been,
If Twilight had only seen,
Discord kissing Celestia last night.

Discord kissing Celestia last night.


The Hearth’s Warming Song

Note: Sung to the tune of the Christmas Song, or Chestnuts Roasting on an open fire by Nat King Cole.

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,
Frostbite nipping at your nose,
Hearth’s Warming carols being sung by a choir,
And ponies dressed up like Windigos,
Everybody knows pudding and some mistletoe,
Help to make the season bright,
Tiny colts with their eyes all aglow,
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.

They know that Celestia's on her way,
She's loaded lots of toys and goodies on her sleigh,
And every mother's filly is gonna spy,
To see if her chariot guards really know how to fly.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To ponies from one to ninety-two,
Although it's been said many times, many ways,
Merry Hearth’s Warming to you.

So I'm offering this simple phrase,
To ponies from one to ninety-two,
Although it's been said many times, many ways,
Merry Hearth’s Warming to you.


The Fire of Friendship

Note: Sung to the tune of Do You Hear What I Hear by Bing Crosby.

Do you hear what I hear?

Said the night wind to the pegasus,
Do you see what I see,
(Do you see what I see),
Way up in the sky pegasus,
Do you see what I see,
(Do you see what I see),
A flame, a flame,
Dancing in the night,
The Fire of Friendship Alight,
The Fire of Friendship Alight.

Said the pegasus to the earth pony,
Do you hear what I hear,
(Do you hear what I hear),
Ringing through the sky earth pony,
Do you hear what I hear,
(Do you hear what I hear),
A song, a song,
High above the trees,
With a voice as big as the sea,
With a voice as big as the sea.

Said the earth pony to the unicorn,
Do you know what I know,
(Do you know what I know),
In your house warm unicorn,
Do you know what I know,
(Do you know what I know),
A flame, a flame,
Shivers in the cold,
Let us bring it carols we know,
Let us bring it carols we know.

Said the unicorn to the ponies everywhere,
Listen to what I say,
(Listen to what I say),
Pray for peace ponies everywhere,
Listen to what I say,
(Listen to what I say),
The flame, the flame,
Burning in the night,
It will bring us goodness and light,
It will bring us goodness and light.


Here Comes Celestia

Note: Sung to Here Comes Santa Claus by Gene Autry.

Here comes Celestia, here comes Celestia,
Right down Canterlot lane,
Vixen and Blitzen and all her royal guards,
Pullin' on the reins,
Bells are ringin', ponies are singin',
All is merry and bright,
Hang your stockings and make some pudding,
'Cause Celestia comes tonight!

Here comes Celestia, here comes Celestia,
Right down Canterlot lane,
She's got a bag that's filled with toys,
For fillies and colts again,
Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle,
Oh what a beautiful sight,
So jump in bed and cover your head,
'Cause Celestia comes tonight!

Here comes Celestia, here comes Celestia,
Right down Canterlot lane,
She doesn't care if you're rich or poor,
She loves you just the same,
Celestia knows we're all her subjects,
That makes everything right,
So fill your hearts with Hearth’s Warming cheer,
'Cause Celestia comes tonight!

Here comes Celestia, here comes Celestia,
Right down Canterlot lane,
She'll come around when the chimes ring out,
That it's Hearth’s Warming Eve again,
Peace on Equestria will come to all,
If we just follow the light,
So let’s give thanks to the Fire of Friendship,
'Cause Celestia comes tonight!


It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Hearth’s Warming

Note: Sung to the tune of It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas by Johnny Mathis.

It's beginning to look a lot like Hearth’s Warming,
Everywhere you go;
Take a look in Sofa and Quill Shop, glistening once again,
With candy canes and silver lanes aglow.

It's beginning to look a lot like Hearth’s Warming,
Pudding in every store,
But the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be,
On your own front door.

Some leather boots and party cannons that shoot,
Is the wish of Ms. Apple and Pie;
Creatures that will talk and will go for a walk,
Is the hope of Spike and Fluttershy;
And Twilight and Dash can hardly wait for Daring Do to be released again.

It's beginning to look a lot like Hearth’s Warming,
Everywhere you go;
There's a tree in the Town Square, one in Sugarcube Corner as well,
The sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow.

It's beginning to look a lot like Hearth’s Warming,
Soon the fire will start,
And the thing that will make it strong is the power of your songs,
Sung from the heart.

It's beginning to look a lot like Hearth’s Warming,
Soon the fire will start,
And the thing that will make it strong is the power of your songs,
Sung from the heart.

It's beginning to look a lot like Hearth’s Warming,
Hearth’s Warming,
Hearth’s Warming.


It Came Upon A Midnight Clear

Note: Sung to the tune of It Came Upon A Midnight Clear by Johnny Mathis.

It came upon a midnight clear,
That glorious song of old,
From ponies singing across the land,
Under the Fire of Friendship burning bold:
"Peace on the earth, goodwill to pony kind,
On this Heath’s Warming Eve!”
The Fire of Friendship burns brighter now,
As the ponies come together and sing.

Still through the clouds the pegasi soar,
With feathered wings unfurled;
And still their Hearth’s Warming carols float,
All over the majestic world:
Above its wide, far-reaching plains,
They float on hovering wings,
And over many babbling brooks,
The flying pegasi sing.

Beneath the clouds on the land,
The earth ponies tend the fields below,
They work hard and toil away,
But sing winter carols as they go;
They are preparing for the spring harvest,
But their work will finish soon;
And they will return to their homes,
To visit with friends and family too,

And lo! The unicorns in Canterlot,
Both stallions and mares, young and old,
Are hanging stockings by the fire,
Drinking hot cocoa to stave off the cold,
Some are sledding on the hills,
Others build snow mares with coal eyes,
Inside some are sneaking winter cookies
Their songs keep the Fire of Friendship alive.


Ponyville Rock

Note: Sung to Jingle Bell Rock by Bobby Helms.

Earth Pony,
Unicorn,
Pegasus Rock,
Earth Ponies swing and Unicorns sing,
Snowing and blowing in bushels of fun,
Now the pony hop has begun.

Earth Pony,
Unicorn,
Pegasus Rock,
Pegasi chime in jingle bell time,
Dancing and prancing in Ponyville Square,
In the frosty air.

What a bright time,
It's the right time,
To rock the night away,
Pony rock time is a swell time,
To go gliding in a one-pony sleigh,
Giddy-up jingle pony,
Pick up your feet,
Jingle around the clock,
Mix and a-mingle in the jingling beat,

That's the Ponyville Rock!

Earth Pony,
Unicorn,
Pegasus Rock,
Pegasi chime in jingle bell time,
Dancing and prancing in Ponyville Square,
In the frosty air.

What a bright time,
It's the right time,
To rock the night away,
Pony rock time is a swell time,
To go gliding in a one-pony sleigh,
Giddy-up jingle pony,
Pick up your feet,
Jingle around the clock,
Mix and a-mingle in the jingling beat,

That's the Earth Pony,
That's the Unicorn,
That's the Pegasus rock!


Holly Jolly Hearth’s Warming

Note: Sung to Holly Jolly Christmas by Burl Ives.

Have a holly jolly Hearth’s Warming,
It's the best time of the year,
I don't know if there'll be snow,
But have a cup of warm cider,

Have a holly jolly Hearth’s Warming,
And when you trot down the street,
Say hello to friends you know,
And every pony you meet.

Oh, ho, the mistletoe,
Hung where you can see,
Some pony waits for you,
Kiss them once for me.

Have a holly jolly Hearth’s Warming,
And in case you didn't hear,
Oh, by Celestia,
Have a holly jolly Hearth’s Warming this year.

Have a holly jolly Hearth’s Warming,
It's the best time of the year.

Have a holly jolly Hearth’s Warming,
And when you trot down the street,
Say hello to friends you know,
And every pony you meet.

Oh, ho, the mistletoe,
Hung where you can see,
Some pony waits for you,
Kiss them once for me.

Have a holly jolly Hearth’s Warming,
And in case you didn't hear,
Oh, by Celestia,
Have a holly jolly Hearth’s Warming this year.


I’ll Be Home for Hearth’s Warming

Note: Sung to I’ll Be Home for Christmas by Frank Sinatra.

I'll be home for Hearth’s Warming,
You can plan on me,
Please have snow mares and mistletoe,
And presents on the tree.

Hearth’s Warming eve will find me,
Where the Fire of Friendship gleams,
I'll be home for Hearth’s Warming,
If only in my dreams.

Won't you please have snow mares and mistletoe,
And presents under the tree for me, for me.

Hearth’s Warming eve will find me,
Where the Fire of Friendship gleams,
I'll be home for Hearth’s Warming,
If only in my dreams.


The Little Drummer Pony

Note: Sung to the tune of Little Drummer Boy by Frank Sinatra.

Come they told me,
Pa rum pum pum pum,
A Fire of Friendship to see,
Pa rum pum pum pum,

Our finest songs we bring,
Pa rum pum pum pum,
To sing before the Flames,
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,

So to honor it,
Pa rum pum pum pum,
When we come.

Little fire,
Pa rum pum pum pum,
I can’t sing along too,
Pa rum pum pum pum,
I have no tune to bring,
Pa rum pum pum pum,
That's fit to give your Flames,
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,

Shall I play for you,
Pa rum pum pum pum,
On my drum.

The flame flickered at me,
Pa rum pum pum pum,
The dragon and griffon kept time,
Pa rum pum pum pum,
I played my drum for it,
Pa rum pum pum pum,
I played my best for it,
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum

Then the fire shone down on me,
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Me and my drum.


It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

Note: Sung to It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year by Andy Williams.

It's the most wonderful time of the year,
Ponies jingle belling,
And Celestia’s telling you "Be of good cheer",
It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year.

It's the hap -happiest season of all
With those holiday greetings and gay happy meetings,
When ponies come to call,
It's the hap - happiest season of all.

There'll be events Pinky’s hosting,
Marshmallows for toasting,
And caroling out in the snow,
Dash will tell scary stories,
And legends of glories of,
Hearth’s Warming Eve’s long ago.

It's the most wonderful time of the year,
There'll be much mistltoeing,
The Fire of Friendship will be glowing,
When love ones are near,
It's the most wonderful time of the year.

There'll be events Pinky’s hosting,
Marshmallows for toasting,
And caroling out in the snow,
Dash will tell scary stories,
And legends of glories of,
Hearth’s Warming Eve’s long ago.

It's the most wonderful time of the year,
There'll be much mistltoeing,
The Fire of Friendship will be glowing,
When love ones are near.

It's the most wonderful time,
It's the most wonderful time,
It's the most wonderful time of the year.


O Friendship Fire

Note: Sung to O Christmas Tree by George Straight.

Oh Friendship Fire, Oh Friendship Fire,
Your flames are so unchanging,
Oh Friendship Fire, Oh Friendship Fire,
Your flames are so unchanging.

Not only hot when summer's here,
But also when it's cold and drear.
Oh Friendship Fire, Oh Friendship Fire,
Your flames are so unchanging!

Oh Friendship Fire, Oh Friendship Fire,
Such pleasure do you bring me!
Oh Friendship Fire, Oh Friendship Fire,
Such pleasure do you bring me!

For every year the light of thee,
Brings to us all both joy and glee.
Oh Friendship Fire, Oh Friendship Fire,
Such pleasure do you bring me!

Oh Friendship Fire, Oh Friendship Fire,
You'll never be unchanging!
A symbol of goodwill and love,
You'll ever be unchanging.

Each shining light,
Each burning swell,
No one alive spreads cheer so well.

Oh Friendship Fire, Oh Friendship Fire,
You'll ever be unchanging.


Let Us Sing!

Note: Sung to Let It Snow by Michael Buble.

Oh the weather outside is frightful,
But our friendship is delightful,
And since we've no place to go,
Let us sing! Let us sing! Let us sing!

It doesn't show signs of stopping,
And I've bought some corn for popping,
The lights are turned way down low,
Let us sing! Let us sing! Let us sing!

When we finally say goodnight,
How I'll hate going out in the storm!
But if you hold my hoof tight,
All the way home I'll be warm.

The storm is slowly dying,
And, my friends, we're still goodbying,
But as long as we remain a team,
Let us sing! Let us sing! Let us sing!

It doesn't show signs of stopping,
And I've bought some corn for popping,
The lights are turned way down low,
Let us sing! Let us sing! Let us sing!

All the way home I'll be warm!
All the way home I'll be warm!

The storm is slowly dying,
And, my friends, we're still goodbying,
But as long as we remain a team,
Let us sing! Let us sing! Let us sing!

Let us sing! Let us sing! Let us sing.


Joy To The Fire of Friendship

Note: Sung to Joy To The World By Anne Murray.

Joy that the Fire of Friendship burns,
Let Equestria receive its light,
Let every single creature prepare it room,
And all of the ponies sing,
And all of the ponies sing,
And Earth Ponies, Pegasi and Unicorn sing.

Joy that the Fire of Friendship burns,
Let all keep it alive,
With Pegasi and Unicorns,
Earth ponies, Griffons, Dragons,
Singing carols to keep it alight,
Singing carols to keep it alight,
Singing carols, carols to keep it alight.

It lights the world with magic and love,
And makes the ponies test,
The glories of its power,
As it staves off all evil,
With the power of friendship and love,
With the power of friendship and love,
With the power, the power of friendship and love.

No more will we fight for the land,
We’ll share it hoof in hand,
The light comes to make,
The Windigos all leave,
And replace them with laughter and joy,
And replace them with laughter and joy,
And replace, replace them with laughter and joy.


O Come all Ye Ponies

Note: Sung to O Come All Ye Faithful by Cetlic Women.

O come all ye ponies joyful and triumphant,
Oh come ye, O come ye to Equestria;
Come and behold the Fire of Friendship burning:

O come let us adore it,
O come let us adore it,
O come, let us adore it,
The Fire of Friendship.

Fire of fire, light of light,
It shines brightly in the Equestrian sky;
By our love and friendship it was created:

O come let us adore it,
O come let us adore it,
O come, let us adore it,
The Fire of Friendship.

Sing choirs of ponies sing in exultation,
Sing all ye citizens of Equestria below;
Glory to the fire, glory in the highest:

O come let us adore it,
O come let us adore it,
O come, let us adore it,
The Fire of Friendship.

See how the ponies journey to its flashing,
Leaving their fields, draw close with lowly fear;
We too will follow and gaze upon its flames:

O come let us adore it,
O come let us adore it,
O come, let us adore it,
The Fire of Friendship.

Yes light we gather, here to watch you glowing;
Showering all of the land, in peace and love;
Songs will be sung, to keep the fire burning:

O come let us adore it,
O come let us adore it,
O come, let us adore it,
The Fire of Friendship.


O Fated Night Lyrics

Note: Sung to O Holy Night by Bing Crosby.

Oh fated night!
The stars are brightly shining,
It is the night of the Friendship Fire’s birth!
Long lay the world in hate and error pining,
Till it appeared and all ponies felt its worth.
A thrill of hope the weary world rejoices,
For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn!

Fall on your knees,
Oh hear the pony’s voices,
Oh night divine,
Oh night when The Fire was born,
Oh night divine,
Oh night,
Oh night divine.

Led by the Fire of Friendship serenely beaming,
A glowing heart, underneath we do stand,
So led by the light of the heart sweetly gleaming,
Here come the three tribes from far distant lands,
The light of light is born, the world rejoices,
In all our trials born to be our friend.

Fall on your knees,
Oh hear the pony’s voices,
Oh night divine,
Oh night when The Fire was born,
Oh night divine,
Oh night,
Oh night divine.


Rockin' Around the Friendship Fire

Note: Sung to the tune of Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree by Brenda Lee.

Rocking around the Friendship Fire,
At the Heart’s Warming party hop,
Mistletoe hung where you can see,
Every pony tries to stop.

Rocking around the Friendship Fire,
Let the Heart’s Warming Spirit ring,
Later we'll have some pumpkin pie,
And we'll do some caroling.

You will get a sentimental feeling,
When you hear ponies singing, "Let's be jolly,
Deck the halls with boughs of holly”.

Rocking around the Friendship Fire,
Have a happy holiday,
Every pony’s trotting merrily,
In a new old fashioned way.

You will get a sentimental feeling,
When you hear ponies singing, "Let's be jolly,
Deck the halls with boughs of holly”.

Rocking around the Friendship Fire,
Have a happy holiday,
Every pony’s trotting merrily,
In a new old fashioned way.


Rudolph, The Red Horned Pony

Note: Sung to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer by Gene Autry.

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
You know Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen,
But do you recall?
The most famous royal guard of all?

Rudolph the Red-Horned Pony,
Had a very shiny horn,
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows.
All of the other ponies,
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor Rudolph,
Join in any pony games.

Then one foggy Hearth’s Warming Eve,
Celestia came to say,
Rudolph with your horn so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

Then all the ponies loved him,
And they all shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-horned pony,
You'll go down in history!

Rudolph the Red-Horned pony,
Had a very shiny horn,
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows,
And all of the other ponies,
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor Rudolph,
Join in any pony games,

Then one foggy Hearth’s Warming Eve,
Celestia came to say,
Rudolph with your horn so bright,
Won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?

Then how the ponies loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the Red-Horned pony,
You'll go down in history!


Celestia Baby

Note: Sung to the tune of Santa baby by Eartha Kitt.

(BTW it is sung from the perspective of Discord to Celestia. Deal with it.)

Celestia baby, just slip a Sable under the tree for me;
Been an awful good goat, Celestia baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.

Celestia baby, a hand built royal chariot too, light blue;
I'll wait up for you, dear; Celestia baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the fun I've missed;
Think of all the mares that I haven't kissed;
Next year I could be just as good... if you check off my Hearth’s Warming list.

Celestia baby, I want some water and really that's not a lot;
Been an angel all year; Celestia baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.

Celestia honey, one little thing that I really do need...
The deed... to the Diamond Dog’s mine, Celestia baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.

Celestia cutie, and fill my stocking with your kingdom’s titles and honors;
Pin a badge on my chest, Celestia baby,
And hurry down the chimney tonight.

Come and trim my Hearth’s Warming tree with some decorations bought at Rarity’s;
I really do believe in you;
Let's see if you believe in me...

Celestia baby, forgot to mention one little thing... A Tree...
The Tree of Harmony for me; Celestia baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.

Hurry down the chimney tonight.
Hurry, tonight!


Celestia Is Coming To Town

Note: Sung to Santa Clause Is Coming To Town by Barry Manilow.

You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why,
Celestia is coming to town.

She's making a list,
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out who's naughty and nice,
Celestia is coming to town.

She sees you when you're sleeping,
She knows when you're awake,
She knows if you've been bad or good,
So be good for goodness sake!

O! You better watch out!
You better not cry,
You better not pout, I'm telling you why,
Celestia is coming to town.

Celestia is coming to town.

With little tin horns,
And little toy drums,
Rooty toot toot and rummy tum tum,
Celestia is coming to town.

The colts and fillies in Equestria,
Will have a jubilee,
She's goona build a toy land,
All around the Hearth’s Warming tree.

So you better not pout,
Better not shout,
Better not cry,
Better not sigh,
Tellin' you why,
Celestia is coming,

Better not pout,
Better not shout,
Better not cry,
Better not sigh,
Tellin' you why,
Celestia is coming,

I mean the great sun princess with the snow white coat,
Celestia is coming to town.


A Merry Hearth’s Warming

Note: Sung to the tune of Feliz Navidad by Jose Feliciano.

Merry Hearth’s Warming,
Merry Hearth’s Warming,
Merry Hearth’s Warming,
I wish a prosperous day to you.

Merry Hearth’s Warming,
Merry Hearth’s Warming,
Merry Hearth’s Warming,
I wish a prosperous day to you.

I wanna wish you a Merry Hearth’s Warming,
I wanna wish you a Merry Hearth’s Warming,
I wanna wish you a Merry Hearth’s Warming,
From the bottom of my heart.

I wanna wish you a Merry Hearth’s Warming,
I wanna wish you a Merry Hearth’s Warming,
I wanna wish you a Merry Hearth’s Warming,
From the bottom of my heart.

Merry Hearth’s Warming,
Merry Hearth’s Warming,
Merry Hearth’s Warming,
I wish a prosperous day to you.

Merry Hearth’s Warming,
Merry Hearth’s Warming,
Merry Hearth’s Warming,
I wish a prosperous day to you.

I wanna wish you a Merry Hearth’s Warming,
I wanna wish you a Merry Hearth’s Warming,
I wanna wish you a Merry Hearth’s Warming,
From the bottom of my heart.

I wanna wish you a Merry Hearth’s Warming,
I wanna wish you a Merry Hearth’s Warming,
I wanna wish you a Merry Hearth’s Warming,
From the bottom of my heart.

Merry Hearth’s Warming,
Merry Hearth’s Warming,
Merry Hearth’s Warming,
I wish a prosperous day to you.

Merry Hearth’s Warming,
Merry Hearth’s Warming,
Merry Hearth’s Warming,
I wish a prosperous day to you.

I wanna wish you a Merry Hearth’s Warming,
I wanna wish you a Merry Hearth’s Warming,
I wanna wish you a Merry Hearth’s Warming,
From the bottom of my heart.

I wanna wish you a Merry Hearth’s Warming,
I wanna wish you a Merry Hearth’s Warming,
I wanna wish you a Merry Hearth’s Warming,
From the bottom of my heart.

Merry Hearth’s Warming,
Merry Hearth’s Warming,
Merry Hearth’s Warming,
I wish a prosperous day to you.


The First Hearth’s Warming

Note: Sung to the tune of The First Noel by Carrie Underwood. But repeat the song to finish off the last couple of lines.

The first Hearth’s Warming the ponies did say,
Was to certain earth ponies in fields as they lay:
In fields where they lay a keeping their sheep,
On a cold winter's night that was so deep.

Mary(noel) Hearth’s(noel) Warming(noel) Day(noel),
The Fire of Friendship burned brightly that day.

They looked up and saw a heart,
Shining in the east beyond them far:
And to Equestria it gave great light,
And so it continued both day and night.

Mary(noel) Hearth’s(noel) Warming(noel) Day(noel)
The Fire of Friendship burned brightly that day.

And by the light of that same heart,
Three pony tribes came from afar;
To seek for a new land was their intent,
And to follow the flame wherever it went.

Mary(noel) Hearth’s(noel) Warming(noel) Day(noel)
The Fire of Friendship burned brightly that day.

This flame drew nigh to the north-west;
Over all of Equestria it took its rest,
And there it did both stop and stay,
Right over the place where Canterlot lay.

Mary(noel) Hearth’s(noel) Warming(noel) Day(noel)
The Fire of Friendship burned  brightly that day.

Then entered in those pony tribes three,
Fell reverently upon their knee,
And offered there in the flames presence,
Their gold and myrrh and frankincense.

Mary(noel) Hearth’s(noel) Warming(noel) Day(noel)
The Fire of Friendship burned  brightly that day.

Then let us all with one accord
Sing praises that our lands were restored,
By the Fire of Friendship made by our love,
May it always shine bright and protect from above.

Mary(noel) Hearth’s(noel) Warming(noel) Day(noel)
The Fire of Friendship burned  brightly that day.


Frosty The Snow Mare

Note: Sung to Frosty the Snowman by Gene Autry.

Frosty the snow mare,
Was a jolly happy soul,

With a set of wings and a button nose,
And two eyes made out of coal.

Frosty the snow mare,
Is a pony tale they say,

She was made of snow,
But the ponies know,
How she came to life one day.

It must have been some magic,
In that old collar they found,

For when they placed it around her neck,
She began to fly around.

Oh, Frosty the snow mare,
Was alive as she could be,
And the ponies say,
She could laugh and play,
Just the same as you and me.

Thumpety thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump
Look at Frosty go,

Thumpety thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Over the hills and snow.

Oh Frosty the snow mare,
Knew the sun was hot that day,

So she said, let's run,
And we'll have some fun,
Now before I melt away.

Down to the village,
With a broomstick in her hand,
Flying here and there,
All around the square saying,
Catch me if you can.

She led them down
The streets of town,
Right to a traffic cop,
And she only paused a moment,
When she heard him holler "STOP!"

Frosty the snow mare,
Had to hurry on her way,
But she waved goodbye,
Saying don't you cry,
I'll be back again someday.

Thumpety thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at Frosty go.

Thumpety thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Over the hills and snow!


Grandma Got Ran Over By A Griffon

Note: Sung to Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer by Elmo and Patsy.

Grandma got run over by a griffon,
Walking home from our house Hearth’s Warming Eve,
You could say there’s no such thing as griffons,
But as for me and grandpa we believe.

She'd been drinking too much cider,
And we begged her not to go,
But she forgot the chocolate pudding,
And she staggered out the door into the snow,

When we found her Hearth’s Warming morning,
At the scene of the attack,
She had paw prints on her forehead,
And incriminating claw marks on her back.

Grandma got run over by a griffon,
Walking home from our house Hearth’s Warming eve,
You could say there’s no such thing as griffons,
But as for me and grandpa we believe.

Now we're all so proud of grandpa,
He's been taking this so well,
See him watching the Equestria Games,
Drinking juice and playing cards with cousin Shell,

It’s not Hearth’s Warming without grandma,
All the family's dressed in black,
And we just can't help but wonder,
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
(Send them back!)

Grandma got run over by a griffon,
Walking home from our house Hearth’s Warming eve,
You could say there’s no such thing as griffons,
But as for me and grandpa we believe.

Now the soup is on the table,
And the pudding made of fig (ah!),
And the blue and silver candles,
That would just have matched the hair in grandma’s wig,

I've warned all our friends and neighbors,
Better watch out for yourselves,
They should never give a license,
To a beast who can’t even fly that well,

Grandma got run over by a griffon,
Walking home from our house Hearth’s Warming eve,
You could say there’s no such thing as griffons,
But as for me and grandpa we believe.
(Sing it grandpa!)

Grandma got run over by a griffon,
Walking home from our house Hearth’s Warming eve,
You could say there’s no such thing as griffons,
But as for me and grandpa we believe.


You’re A Mean One, Lord Tirek

Note: Sung to the tune of You’re a Mean One Mr. Grinch by Thurl Ravenscroft.

You're so evil, Lord Tirek
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as Cerberus, you resemble Quarray Eels, Lord Tirek,
You're a burly timber wolf with a splintery wooden coat.

You're a monster, Lord Tirek,
Your heart's an endless hole,
Your brain is full of star spiders, you have chimeras in your soul, Lord Tirek,
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Lord Tirek,
You have parasprites in your teeth,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick cockatrice, Lord Tirek,
Given a choice between the two of you'd I’d take the seasick cockatrice!

You're a foul one, Lord Tirek,
You're a nasty wasty troll,
Your brain’s full of unwashed sirens, you have an orthros for a soul, Lord Tirek,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Nope, Nope, Nope"!

You're a rotter, Lord Tirek,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead apple splotched with moldy purple spots, Lord Tirek,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of Tatzlwurms imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

You nauseate me, Lord Tirek,
With a nauseous super "naus",
You're a crooked dirty sea serpent and you have a crooked walk, Lord Tirek,
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!


Hark! The Herald Ponies Sing

Note: Sung to Hark! The Herald Angels Sing by Chris Tomlin.

Hark! The herald ponies sing,
"Glory to what our friendships bring!"
Peace on Equestria, and mercy mild,
All three tribes are reconciled,
Joyful, all ye nations, rise,
Join the triumph of the skies;
With friendship’s magic they proclaim,
"The Fire of Friendship burns again."
Hark! The herald ponies sing,
"Glory to what our friendships bring!"

The Fire of Friendship is adored:
Burning everlasting more;
Its pink fire shines above,
Made of all the pony’s love.
All ponies far and wide can see;
The magic that our songs can bring:
When we sing them hoof in hand,
Spreading friendship’s magic across the land!
Hark! The herald ponies sing,
"Glory to what our friendships bring!"

Hail! This token of peace!
Hail! The Flame of Righteousness!
Light and life to all it brings,
Risen with healing in its wings,
Mild it lays its glory by,
Born that the land will not die:
Born to keep Windigos at bay,
Born to keep all sadness away.
Hark! The herald ponies sing,
"Glory to what our friendships bring!"


Away in Equestria

Note: Sung to the tune of Away in a Manger.

Away in Equestria,
Ponies go to bed,
All mares and all stallions,
Lay down their sweet heads.

The stars in the bright sky,
Look down where they lay,
The colts and the fillies,
Asleep on some hay.

The dragons are roaring,
And some ponies wake,
To tend to the crying,
Some younger ones make.

In dreams Princess Luna,
Looks down from the sky,
And stays by my window,
'Til morning is nigh.

Be near me, Celestia,
I ask Thee to stay,
Close by me forever,
And love me I pray.

Bless all of the ponies,
In Thy tender care,
Take us to Canterlot,
To live with Thee there.


Have yourself a Merry Little Heart’s Warming

Note: Sung to the tune of Have yourself a merry little Christmas by Frank Sinatra.

Have yourself a merry little Heart’s Warming,
Let your hooves be light,
From now on, our troubles will be out of sight.

Have yourself a merry little Heart’s Warming,
Keep the snow away,
All of our songs help the Fire of Friendship to stay.

Here we are as in olden days,
The golden days of pony lore,
Faithful friends who are dear to us,
Gather near to us once more.

Through the years we all will sing together,
If the fates allow,
Hang a shining heart upon the highest bough,
And have yourself a merry little Heart’s Warming now.

Here we are as in olden days,
The golden days of pony lore,
Faithful friends who are dear to us,
Gather near to us once more.

Through the years we all will sing together,
If the fates allow,
Hang a shining heart upon the highest bough,
And have yourself a merry little Heart’s Warming now.


Keep it alive! Keep it alight!

Note: Sung to the tune of Silent Night.

Keep it alive! Keep it alight!
Sing some songs, into the light,
Of the Fire of Friendship a while,
Keep its burning pink flames blazing wild,
Keep the flames burning strong!
Give them strength with your songs!

Keep it alive! Keep it alight!
Ponies quake at the sight!
Fire streams from Heaven afar,
Glowing high above Equestria!
Keep the flames burning strong!
Give them strength with your songs!

Keep it alive! Keep it alight!
The Fire of Friendship, love’s pure light,
Radiant beams from thy glowing flames,
With the dawn of redeeming rays,
Keep the flames burning strong!
Give it strength with your songs!

Keep it alive! Keep it alight!
Here at last, healing light,
From the heavenly kingdom sent,
Abundant magic for our intent.
Keep the flames burning strong!
Give them strength with your songs!

Keep it alive! Keep it alight!
Sleeps the world in peace tonight.
The Fire burns above the world below,
A flame from whom all peace does flow,
Keep the flames burning strong!
Give them strength with your songs!

Keep it alive! Keep it alight!
Mindful of the pony’s plight,
The three tribes came together and all decreed,
That from all their woes they would be freed.
Keep the flames burning strong!
Give them strength with your songs!


Sleigh Ride Lyrics

Note: Sung to the tune of sleigh ride by Harry Connick Jr.

Just hear those sleigh bells jingling,
Ring-ting-tingling too,
Come on, it's lovely weather,
For a sleigh ride together with you,
Outside the snow is falling,
And earth ponies are calling, "Yoo hoo",
Come on, it's lovely weather,
For a sleigh ride together with you.

Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up,
Let's go...let's look at the show,
We're riding in a wonderland of snow.
Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up,
It's grand... just holding your hoof,
We're riding along with a song
Of a wintry Breezy land.

Our cheeks are nice and rosy,
And comfy cozy are we,
We're snuggled up together,
Like two phoenixes of a feather would be,
Let's take that road before us,
And sing a chorus or two,
Come on, it's lovely weather,
For a sleigh ride together with you.

There's a birthday party,
At the home of Applejack,
It'll be the perfect ending of a perfect day,
We'll be singing the songs,
We love to sing without a single stop,
At the fireplace while we watch,
The chestnuts pop; Pop! Pop! Pop!

There's a happy feeling,
Nothing in this world can buy,
When they pass around the cocoa,
And the pumpkin pie,
It'll nearly be like a picture caught,
By Photo Finish’s eye,
These wonderful things are the things,
We remember all through our lives!

Just hear those sleigh bells jingling,
Ring-ting-tingling too,
Come on, it's lovely weather,
For a sleigh ride together with you,
Outside the snow is falling,
And earth ponies are calling, "Yoo hoo",
Come on, it's lovely weather,
For a sleigh ride together with you.

Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up,
Let's go...let's look at the show,
We're riding in a wonderland of snow.
Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up,
It's grand...just holding your hoof,
We're riding along with a song
Of a wintry Breezy land.

Our cheeks are nice and rosy,
And comfy cozy are we,
We're snuggled up together
Like two phoenixes of a feather would be,
Let's take that road before us
And sing a chorus or two,
Come on it's lovely weather,
For a sleigh ride together with you.
It's lovely weather,
For a sleigh ride together with you.


Soon It Will Be Hearth’s Warming Day

Note: Sung to the tune of Silver Bells by Bing Crosby.

Silver Bells, Silver Bells,
It's Hearth’s Warming time in Manehattan,
Ring-a-ling, hear them ring,
Soon it will be Hearth’s Warming Day.

City sidewalks,
Busy sidewalks,
Dressed in holiday style,
In the air there's,
A feeling of Hearth’s Warming,
Fillies laughing,
Stallions passing,
Meeting smile after smile,
And on every,
Street corner you'll hear,

Silver Bells, Silver Bells,
It's Hearth’s Warming time in Manehattan,
Ring-a-ling, hear them sing,
Soon it will be Hearth’s Warming Day.

Strings of street lights,
Even stoplights,
Blink a bright red and green,
As the ponies rush home,
With their treasures,
Hear the snow crunch,
See the ponies bunch,
This is Celestia’s big scene,
And above all,
This bustle you'll here,

Silver Bells, Silver Bells,
It's Hearth’s Warming time in Manehattan,
Ring-a-ling, hear them sing,
Soon it will be Hearth’s Warming Day.

Silver Bells, Silver Bells,
It's Hearth’s Warming time in Manehattan,
Ring-a-ling, hear them sing,
Soon it will be Hearth’s Warming Day.


In A Pony Drawn Sleigh

Note:  Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells by Dean Martin.

Dashing through the snow,
In a pony drawn sleigh,
Over Equestrian roads we go,
Neighing all the way.

Neigh, Neigh, Neigh!

As we all ride we sing,
Keep the Fire of Friendship alight,
What fun it is to laugh and bring,
Our friendship close tonight.

Oh, laugh and sing, laugh and sing,
With friends on this day,
Oh, what fun it is to sing,
In this pony drawn sleigh.

Oh, laugh and sing, laugh and sing,
With friends on this day,
Oh, what fun it is to sing,
In this pony drawn sleigh.

A day or two ago,
I thought I'd take a ride,
And soon all of my friends,
Were seated by my side;

The driver was lean and lank,
Misfortune seemed his lot,
But then we taught him of the thanks,
We owed to the magic of friendship.

Oh, laugh and sing, laugh and sing,
With friends on this day,
Oh, what fun it is to sing,
In this pony drawn sleigh.

Oh, laugh and sing, laugh and sing,
With friends on this day,
Oh, what fun it is to sing,
In this pony drawn sleigh.

Now the ground is white,
The snowflakes fall atop,
Our tails and manes alike,
As we sing this happy song.

Borrow a driver and a sleigh,
Invite your friends along,
Ride about all night and day,
Singing Hearth’s Warming Eve songs.

Oh, laugh and sing, laugh and sing,
With friends on this day,
Oh, what fun it is to sing,
In this pony drawn sleigh.

Oh, laugh and sing, laugh and sing,
With friends on this day,
Oh, what fun it is to sing,
In this pony drawn sleigh.


A White Heart’s Warming

Note: Sung to the tune of The Carpenter’s White Christmas.

The sun is shining, the grass is green,
The orange and palm trees sway,
There's never been such a day,
In Las Pegasus, they say.

But it's snowing below in Equestria,
In all the lands ruled by Celestia...

And I'm dreaming of a Hearth’s Warming,
Just like the ones I used to know,
Where the treetops glisten and ponies listen,
To hear sleigh bells in the snow.

I'm dreaming of a Hearth’s Warming,
With every friendship card I write,
May your days be merry and bright,
And may all of your Hearth’s Warming Eves be white.


Set the Tables

Note: Sung to the tune of Deck the Halls by James Taylor. Just add an extra line.

Set the tables with some figgy pudding,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
To honor Chancellor Puddinghead’s ruling,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don all of the latest winter fashion,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
To remember our dear Princess Platinum,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Observe the snowy storms around us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Things commander Hurricane taught us.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Fast away the old year passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye mares and Stallions,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Sing we joyous, all forever,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
To keep the Fire of Friendship together
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Fa la la la la, la la la la.


We Wish You a Merry Warming

Note: Sung to the tune of We Wish You a Merry Christmas.

We wish you a merry warming;
We wish you a merry warming;
We wish you a merry warming and a Happy New Year.

Good tidings we bring to colts and fillies;
Good tidings to Stallions and Mares this New Year.

Oh, bring us some pony pudding;
Oh, bring us some pony pudding;
Oh, bring us some pony pudding and a cup of root beer,

We won't go until we get some;
We won't go until we get some;
We won't go until we get some, so bring some out here

We wish you a Merry warming;
We wish you a Merry warming;
We wish you a Merry warming and a Happy New Year.


The Twelve Days of Warming

Note: Sung to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas by The Spinners.

On the first day of Warming,
Princess Celestia sent to me:
The Elements of Harmony.

On the second day of Warming,
Princess Luna sent to me:
2 bat winged drivers,
and The Elements of Harmony.

On the third day of Warming,
Princess Cadance sent to me:
3 crystal ponies,
2 bat winged drivers,
and The Elements of Harmony.

On the fourth day of Warming,
Shining Armor sent to me:
4 royal guards,
3 crystal ponies,
2 bat winged drivers,
and The Elements of Harmony.

On the fifth day of Warming,
Princess Twilight Sparkle sent to me:
5 magic books,
4 royal guards,
3 crystal ponies,
2 bat winged drivers,
and The Elements of Harmony.

On the sixth day of Warming,
Rarity sent to me:
6 precious gems,
5 magic books,
4 royal guards,
3 crystal ponies,
2 bat winged drivers,
and The Elements of Harmony.

On the seventh day of Warming,
Rainbow Dash sent to me:
7 Daring Do Figures,
6 precious gems,
5 magic books,
4 royal guards,
3 crystal ponies,
2 bat winged drivers,
and The Elements of Harmony.

On the eighth day of Warming,
Fluttershy sent to me:
8 boxes of tea,
7 Daring Do Figures,
6 precious gems,
5 magic books,
4 royal guards,
3 crystal ponies,
2 bat winged drivers,
and The Elements of Harmony.

On the ninth day of Warming,
Applejack sent to me:
9 jugs of cider,
8 boxes of tea,
7 Daring Do Figures,
6 precious gems,
5 magic books,
4 royal guards,
3 crystal ponies,
2 bat winged drivers,
and The Elements of Harmony.

On the tenth day of Warming,
Pinkie Pie sent to me:
10 cakes with frosting,
9 jugs of cider,
8 boxes of tea,
7 Daring Do Figures,
6 precious gems,
5 magic books,
4 royal guards,
3 crystal ponies,
2 bat winged drivers,
and The Elements of Harmony.

On the eleventh day of Warming,
Spike sent to me:
11 Power Ponies Comics,
10 cakes with frosting,
9 jugs of cider,
8 boxes of tea,
7 Daring Do Figures,
6 precious gems,
5 magic books,
4 royal guards,
3 crystal ponies,
2 bat winged drivers,
and The Elements of Harmony.

On the twelfth day of Warming,
Discord sent to me:
12 days of chaos,
11 Power Ponies Comics
10 cakes with frosting,
9 jugs of cider,
8 boxes of tea,
7 Daring Do Figures,
6 precious gems,
5 magic books,
4 royal guards,
3 crystal ponies,
2 bat winged drivers,
and The Elements of Harmony.
Hearth's Warming Eve Carols

A collection of pony-themed holiday songs. Please follow along with the specific musical artists and song editions listed in the notes for the best results. If you want to sing your own YouTube editions of these songs, please link back to this fan fiction and give me due credit as it took a lot of hard work and effort to come up with all of these lyrics.

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Parodypasta Theory: Emperor Kuzco and Pacha vs. Panic and Pain

A short story by Emma Lee Downs.

Summary: A parody of the theory pastas on the internet. I hope that you enjoy it.

Original Link 1: www.fictionpress.com/s/3225121…

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Parodypasta Theory: Emperor Kuzco and Pacha vs. Panic and Pain

By: Emma Lee Downs

Many people are familiar with the classic Disney film The Emperor’s New Groove and the animated Disney movie classic Hercules. But what people don’t know is that Emperor Kuzco and the tall blue imp Panic are actually the same character. Pacha and fat red imp Pain are pretty much the same character as well. I don’t mean that the same voice actors that played Panic and Pain also played Kuzco and Pacha or that the character designs of Kuzco and Pacha were inspired by the familiar servants of Hades from the epic Disney film. I mean that they are literally the same characters.

First of all, there is the obvious similarity between the wise-cracking remarks made by Kuzco and Panic and Pacha and Pain. These two comedy duos also have a similar dynamic, playing off each’s other faults for laughs. Emperor Kuzco and Panic are both intelligent and have a bit of a mean streak. Pacha and Pain are both down-to-earth characters that prefer to remain low-key.

Emperor Kuzco and Panic look exactly the same, save the fact that Panic is tall, blue, and some kind of weird goblin thing. I don’t know, that was never really explained. Also, Pain looks exactly like Pacha, save the fact that Pain is red and isn’t married yet due to the fact that it was harder to get married in ancient Greece. The Gods and Goddess often liked to pick on married people, which is why a lot of people chose to be single and go on adventures to distract themselves from an entire existence of never being able to go on a date. This is where all of the great Greek legends came from. It’s amazing the things that can get done when you don’t have to worry about a significant other in your life.

Now, this all seems like a far stretch of the imagination but it isn’t as weird as some of the other theories floating around the internet. I mean have you ever read that one theory about Angelica from the Rugrats being a schizophrenic druggie? It’s a doozy. Read it if you are bored one day. Trust me when I tell you that it won’t fail to entertain. This theory makes about as much sense as that one, so give it a chance. Anyway, enough of advertising other theories which I secretly like and think everyone should read but will never admit it so I pass it off as a b-rated joke in one of my own pastas. Let’s get back to my theory which is the best and most awesome theory on the internet because it involves Disney characters.

At the end of Hercules, Hades gets sucked down into the River of Souls. Pain and Panic make the remark that he might not get out of there. It’s clear from further legends about Hades that he eventually does, but by that time, Pain and Panic were already on their way to South America to start a new life free of crime. You could tell that that wanted to turn over a new leaf at the end of Hercules due to the fact that they really didn’t care that their master was drowning in the River of Souls. In fact, it almost seemed like they kind of enjoyed watching it which kind of makes them weirdos if you ask me, but that is beside the point.

The point it that they decided to go to South America because they always wanted to know what things were like there, having never visited it since it is on the other side of the world. It took them something like a hundred years or more to reach the continent, because they kept stopping on every major continent of the world to check out the local scenery and pick up souvenirs. They would later end up losing all of the purchased goods when they reached their destination rendering the purchase of the items a complete waste of time and money.

When Pain and Panic finally reached South America a hundred or more years later (notably free of any acquired merchandise from their journey), Pain decided to change his name to Kuzco and become the leader of the Incan empire because he always wanted to know what it was like to be in charge. He poofed himself into the form of a human baby tucked neatly into a basket with the nametag ‘Kuzco’ pinned to his infant jumper. He left himself on the doorstep of the royal castle-temple-like-thing. The current Emperor and Empress picked him up after hearing all of the crying outside. After some thought, they decided to raise him as their official successor to the throne since they couldn’t have any kids of their own and his appearance at their doorstep was oddly convenient.  

Panic decided to change his name to Pacha, and poof himself into the form of a human toddler. He wandered up to an old couple who owned a llama farm and were the leaders of a local village. He was adopted by them on the spot. Later, he got married to a mortal woman named Chicha. He took over one of his parent’s farms when he grew up and became the leader of another village nearby that had been run by his mother’s side of the family for six generations. When he was not running the village he worked as a humble farmer to provide for his new family. He had a few kids because he also wanted to know what it was like to be a father.

You might be wondering why it seemed like Pacha had never formally met Kuzco before at the beginning of the film if they had in fact been imp friends in the old days. This is because they had lived apart from one another for so long that they actually did kind of forget that they used to work together. They also forgot that they were once goblin-like-creatures, having lived as human beings for so long that they actually turned into them.

There are a few hints in the Emperor’s New Groove that they are in fact the same characters though. For example, when the Emperor Kuzco has a flashback to what his life used to be like before being turned into a llama, many of the scenes are similar to the way Hades acted as lord of the underworld. The only way Kuzco would know how to act like this is if he witnessed it first hand as Hades’ assistant Pain. The first time Pacha meets Kuzco in the flashback, they immediately ‘click’ like they have known each other in a previous life. Or, rather, in another time when they both worked together as Hades’ minions in the days of ancient Greece.

Another hint that they were once ethereal servants of Hades is the fact that Pacha calls Kuzco a ‘demon llama’ when he firsts meets him again in his llama form. The only way either one of them would have any knowledge of demons or similar creatures of Hades is if they had once lived there and seen them themselves. You have to remember that the Incans had their own view of the world they lived in and at that time knew nothing about western ideas of the afterlife. So the fact that they would have any shared knowledge about it is unusual.

There are also all of the slapstick-type-of-situations that Kuzco and Pacha find themselves in that are very similar to the kind of mistakes Panic and Pain would make. For example, Panic and Pain do not give every drop of the potion that is meant to take away Hercules’s powers, which allows Hercules to retain his strength and still be eligible to become a full God. Kuzco and Pacha have all sorts of misadventures on route to returning Kuzco to his palace. Misadventures that a seasoned famer who knows the land very well, and a well-educated Emperor who although arrogant, should be familiar with the layout of his kingdom, both should not have.

Finally, there is the obvious similarity between Yzma’s character and Hades’ character. Besides having very similar character designs, they both are powerful magic users who use potions as one of the main ways to wreak havoc on their enemies. There is also the interesting way they view authority figures; something they roll their eyes at and put up with until such an opportunity arises to take their positions from them. It could very well be that Yzma is actually Hades in disguise, whose real purpose is to reclaim his to minions and return to the underworld.

However, Hades (as Yzma) does not succeed in killing Kuzco or Pacha (thus sending them back to the underworld to be his minions) and turns into a cat instead. He is stuck like this for quite some time until he changes back to his original form some time later, decides that getting his minion is more trouble than it is worth, and returns to the underworld.

This leaves Kuzco and Pacha free to live as humans for the rest of their days. They would go on to star in a television series and movie sequel that no one really ever cared to watch because neither story followed the cannon of the original movie. Also, people had already moved on to better Disney themed adventures such as the long list of crappy sequels that followed their releases.

Hades rolled his eyes at this, appearing in the television series as Yzma whenever his agent told him to. He still managed to get the reformed Pain and Panic back at the end of the day though, since they had turned into mortals and eventually had to die. He found them rather useless in their human forms as they didn’t have any special powers and had forgotten that they were ever his minions to begin with. He immediately sent them into the River of Souls along with the souls of all of their mortal family members while he laughed manically from the cliff overlooking them, bringing everything full-circle.
Social Disconnection

A poem by Emma Lee Downs.

Summary: A creepypasta poem about not being able to disconnect from the internet.

Original Link 1: www.fictionpress.com/s/3224758…

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Social Disconnection

By: Emma Lee Downs

Search, search, search the web,
For friends around the world,

Meet, Meet, Meet, Meet away,
Add new friends every day.

Know, Know, Know that you,
Are part of this virtual world,

Living, laughing, working, dancing,
No need to leave the room.

Try, try, try to get away,
There's no escaping now,

They've got you right where they want you,
No signing off allowed.

Try, try, try your best,
To break off from the web,

But that is where your life is,
You'll live here 'til the end.

Don't, don't, don't believe me,
Sign off anyway,

But you'll discover that you can't;
Your profile won't fade.

Soon, soon, soon we all,
Will be trapped on the web,

Wanting to escape this fate,
But this we cannot mend,

Too, too, too, too late.
We've learned we cannot leave,

We can't exist without this world,
We can't even breathe.

Know, Know, Know that you,
Are part of this virtual world,

Living, laughing, working, dancing,
No need to leave the room.

Don't, don't, don't fight this,
You might as well abide,

Living, laughing, working, dancing,
On the virtual side.

Try, try, try your best,
To fit in on the web,

That is where your life is,
You'll live here 'til the end.
A Really, Really, Really, Really Bad Mood Wednesday


Pinkie Pie kicked a pebble in the road she was traveling on with the cranky expression on her face.

“I’m in a bad mood today, and no rocks under my hooves will be forgiven!” She said, kicking more pebbles out of the way.

From behind her, a farm pony pulling a wagon full of apples said, “Hey thanks! You’ve been clearing the path for miles now. I appreciate the help.”

Pinkie Pie ignored him and continued to kick the pebbles, swearing her everlasting vengeance upon each one, to which the farmer pony shrugged and continued to pull his wagon full of goods to sell at the Annual Appleloosa Farmer’s Market in silence.

After the farmer pony had taken another road that led to Appleloosa and Pinkie had walked further down the path, she eventually reached Ponyville. She noticed that Twilight Sparkle was having a hard time keeping balanced on a ladder while she was pulling down decorations from the recent visit of the Macedonian dignitaries to her palace. Pinky walked over and held the ladder, with the same grumpy expression on her face as before.

Twilight looked down and saw that Pinkie was helping her.

“Thank you Pinkie Pie! I just have to take down this last banner and I’ll be done.”

Pinkie pie frowned.

“No ladders are going to make MY friends fall off them today. Or they will all be sorry!”

Twilight finished taking down the banner and then climbed down the ladder with the banner placed on her back.

“Um…okay. Well, thank you again Pinkie Pie!”

Pinkie Pie swore everlasting vengeance on all of the naughty ladders of the world and skulked away from Twilight. Twilight shrugged and set to work putting all of the royal decorations away.

Pinkie pie continued to kick all of the offending rocks and pebbles off of the road until she reached Fluttershy’s house at the edge of the Everfree Forest. She saw that Fluttershy was hard at work in her vegetable garden. However, she appeared to be having some trouble pulling out a new crop of carrots from the ground.

Pinkie walked over and eyed the carrots for a few minutes before taking out a strange, multi-headed tool from the saddlebag she was wearing.

“Oh my,” said Fluttershy, “What does that do?”

Pinkie Ignored Flutter’s question and placed the device on the ground. She pressed a button near the handle and each of the heads curled around the stalks of the carrots in the garden. The device gave a few shakes and then pulled all of the carrots out of the ground. When they were all tugged out by the roots, Pinkie stacked them in a neat pile and put the device away.

“No carrots are going to give MY friends trouble today.” She said, shooting a nasty look in the direction of the carrots.

Fluttershy jumped up and down in delight.

“Thank you Pinkie Pie! I don’t know what I would have done if you didn’t come along.”

Pinkie Pie ignored Fluttershy and swore everlasting vengeance on all of the troublesome carrots of the world before journeying on. Fluttershy tiled her head to one side, slightly confused and then called after Pinkie, “Well if you are not too busy later, feel free to stop by and have some tea!”

Pinkie Pie didn’t answer and continued to stomp along, kicking pebbles and rocks off the path as she went. Next she reached Rarity’s boutique. Inside of the window she saw that Rarity seemed to be in a bit of a panic, running from one end of the boutique to the next with various items in her mouth.  Pinkie walked inside with the same grumpy expression on her face as before. Rarity momentarily looked up from placing items in a large, red trunk to greet Pinkie Pie.

“Oh Pinkie Pie, it is you. I am in a bit of a situation at the moment. I need to get this trunk of costumes packed and sent over to the school house for the annual founder’s day play rehearsal which starts in an hour. But there is so much to pack. See all of these costumes?”

Rarity pointed to all of the costumes she had yet to put in the trunk then continued, “I have to somehow pack them all and get them to the school. I don’t know what I am going to do!”

Pinkie Pie cracked the ends of her hooves and said, “No costumes are going to give MY friends a hard time today.”

Then she set to work packing all of the costumes in the trunk in a mad frenzy until they were all tucked neatly inside. She closed up the trunk, stuck Rarity on top of it, and pushed them both as fast as she could over to the schoolhouse. She stopped at the front entrance, and took Rarity, who was a bit dazed from the sudden transportation, off the top of the trunk.

Once Rarity got her bearing she smiled at Pinkie and said “Thank you ever so much dear! You have been of monumental assistance to me. Now I can give all the fillies and colts their costumes before the dress rehearsal!”

Pinkie Pie ignored Rarity and swore everlasting vengeance on all of the out-of-place costumes of the world. Rarity scratched her head, a bit confused and said, “Uh…well if you aren’t too busy tomorrow, feel free to come watch the Founder’s Day Play!”

Pinkie Pie didn’t answer and continued to kick all of the pebbles and rocks off the road as she marched along. Eventually she reached Sweet Apple acres. As she trudged along the path she saw that Applejack was having trouble convincing a herd of moose to stop eating the apples she had picked off the trees and placed in buckets underneath them.

“Move along!” She called out, trying to round them up and drive the herd off the orchard. The moose simply ignored her and continued to eat the apples out of the buckets.

Pinkie Pie walked up to Applejack with the same grumpy expression on her face. When Applejack took notice of her she said, “Oh, hello Pinkie Pie. I’m in a bit of a pickle at the moment. I can’t seem to get these moose to leave, no matter what I try. The rest of the family is out of town, selling apples in the Annual Farmer Swap Meet in Appleloosa. I don’t know what I’m going to do but I better think of something fast or these moose are going to eat all of the apples I just harvested!”

Pinkie Pie thought for a few moments and then pulled a pair of cymbals out of her saddlebag.

“No moose are going to bother MY friends today.”

Then she proceeded to dance around the moose, banging the cymbals together as loudly as she could. The moose looked up from eating the apples from the buckets and winced. Eventually they tired of listening to the noise that Pinkie Pie was making with her cymbals and abled off the farm. When all of the moose left Applejack gave a big grin and shook one of Pinkie’s hooves.

“Thank you kindly Pinkie Pie. Those moose were giving me a lot of trouble. I appreciate what you did!”

When Applejack let go of Pinkie’s hoof, Pinkie Pie ignored her and instead swore everlasting vengeance on all of the misbehaving moose of the world before stomping off along the path. Applejack stared after her, a bit confused and shouted, “If you aren’t too busy later tonight, feel free to come over for dinner as a thank you for helping me with the moose!”

Pinkie Pie ignored Applejack and continued to stomp along the path, kicking all of the stones and rocks out of her way as she went. A while later she reached Froggy Bottom Bog. When she had traveled a good distance inside the area she saw that Rainbow Dash was trying to stack some large flat rocks on top of one another. However, every time she got the rocks to a certain height they all came crashing down in a big messy pile at her feet. Rainbow Dash sighed and set to work trying to stack the rocks up again when she noticed that Pinkie Pie was walking toward her.

“Oh, didn’t see you there,” said Dash, still trying to stack the rocks. As soon as she got them to a certain height they came crashing down again.

“Ugg, I’ve been trying to make this work for hours. I am trying to make a simple diving platform I can use to dive off of and land into the bog right there.”

Rainbow Dash pointed to the bog that lay beyond the shore of where she was building the platform.

“I am trying to set a new record for bog diving. But I’m not going to set any record if I can’t build this stupid platform. I just can’t figure out what I’m doing wrong.”

Pinkie Pike examined the rocks for a few moments and then said, “No rocks are going to give MY friends a hard time today.”

She took a tube of Extra Industrial Strength Sticky Paste out of her saddle bag. She set to work gluing all of the rocks together until they formed a large tower that stretched way into the sky. When she was finished, she climbed down and glued a bunch of angled stones along each of the four sides at the bottom so the tower would not collapse from the weight. When she was finished with her task she stuck the glue back in her saddle bag, making sure that the top of it was closed all of the way.

Rainbow Dash flew around the platform, examining it from top to bottom. She tested her body weight on the top stone of the structure. She did a sky summersault when she realized that the tower was solid and wouldn’t collapse when she stood on it. She flew back down and patted Pinkie pie on the back.

“Wow, this is great. Now I can set a new bog diving record for sure! Thanks for your help!”

Pinkie Pie ignored Rainbow Dash’s comment and instead swore everlasting vengeance on all of the unruly rocks of the world before she stomped away. Rainbow dash raised an eyebrow, confused about what Pinkie Pie was going on about but called after her, “Uh…well if you aren’t too busy later, feel free to stop by. I still need someone to help me record my jumps so I can send the footage off to the judges.”

Pinkie Pie didn’t answer and continued to stomp along the path, kicking the loose pebbles and rocks as she went. After a while, she found herself at the Ponyville town square. She was a bit tired from her travels so she sat next to the town fountain with the same grumpy expression she had had all day on her face. She noticed when she sat down that she had sat on something bumpy.

Feeling a bit annoyed by this, she got up and prepared to toss the object to the side. “You have dared to disturb me on this Bad Mood Wednesday, and now you shall suffer the wrath of Pinkie Pie!”

Pinkie Pie bent down to pick up the object but stopped when she realized what it was. For the first time all day, Pinkie Pie smiled.

“Hey, I found my baking thermometer. Now I can finish baking my cake.”

Pinkie Pie picked up the baking thermometer and stuck it in her saddle bag.

“La, la, la, la , la,” she sang as she headed back to Sugar Cube Corner to finish baking the Ultimate Fudge Cake Supreme she had started making earlier that morning.

When she was finished, she delivered a slice of her new creation to Twilight Sparkle who thanked her for the treat and also for helping her with the ladder earlier. Pinkie then wandered off and delivered a slice of cake to Fluttershy. The two enjoyed the slice of cake over afternoon tea. Next, Pinkie Pie delivered a slice of cake to Rarity who was hard at work dressing the Fillies and Colts in the costumes she had made and greatly appreciated having a snack to eat on the set. Pinkie Pie told Rarity she would stop by to watch the Founder’s Day Play tomorrow afternoon and then headed off. A while later, she delivered a slice of cake to Rainbow Dash, who was taking a break from practicing her jumps into the bog. When Dash was finished eating the slice of cake, Pinkie Pie helped to record her dives into the Bog on a video recorder she had brought along with her so Dash could send the footage off to the bog diving competition judges in Canterlot. Finally at the end of the day, she delivered the last slice of cake to Applejack. The two ate dinner at Applejack’s house and had the slice of cake for dessert.

Pinkie Pie said goodbye to Applejack after dinner and then headed home. When she reached her bedroom apartment flat on the top of Ponyville Sweet Shop, she took her baking thermometer out of her saddle bag and placed it in a small, blue box on her dresser.

“I’m keeping you safe in there, Bob. I wouldn’t want to have another Bad Mood Wednesday.” She said, as she locked the front of the blue box, put on her pajamas, and went to sleep for the night.
MLP Parodypasta: The Terror In The Basement


Apple Bloom lay awake in her bed unable to sleep. She could hear a faint tapping noise echoing from somewhere beyond her bedroom wall. She also thought she heard the faint sound of old-timey music playing in the background. The tapping almost seemed to move to the rhythm of the music.

The clock hanging on her far bedroom wall seemed to tick in a dark, rhythmic, clunky way. The night grew darker as the moon was obscured by a set of grey clouds outside of her window. She winced as she watched a spider crawl out of a hole in one of her bedroom’s baseboards and scurry off into an unknown location on the other side of her room.

The whole atmosphere was like something taken straight out of a classic horror film. Apple Bloom didn't want to think about the prospect of her house being haunted so she put her pillow over her head and tried to drown out the noise.

“There’s…there’s nothing out there. It’s just my imagination.” Apple Bloom said, trying her best to cover her ears with her pillow.

However, no matter how hard she tried, she could not block out the sound. It was almost like the music and the tapping were getting louder with each passing moment.

“I’m…I’m not afraid of you!” Apple Bloom called out into the darkness, removing the pillow from her head and facing in the direction she thought the sound was coming from.

At that moment a loud crashing sound boomed, startling her into a panicked frenzy. She launched herself between the sheets and thick patchwork blanket of her bed.

She stayed under the covers for a few moments, shaking, until she looked out of her bedroom window and saw a streak of lightning flash across the sky.

“Oh, it’s just thunder.”

She said, sighing a breath of relief.

She crawled out from underneath the covers and got up out of her bed.

“I can’t just hide here forever. I’ve got to do something about this. But what?”

She strained her ears for a few moments, hoping to discover the direction the noise was coming from. The strange tapping noise returned as if on cue. “Tick, tick, tap, tap…” It sounded like it was somehow coming from every direction at once. Sometimes it sounded far away, and other times it sounded like it could be coming from next door.

Apple Bloom was growing tired of hearing it, whatever direction it was coming from. She stood in silence for a few moments, thinking long and hard about what she should do. At first she thought about waking up Applejack and letting her know what was going on. However, she decided against it since her sister probably wouldn’t believe her unless she had solid proof that there was a ghost haunting their farmhouse.

Besides, she didn’t want Applejack to think she was scared of the dark or other kid stuff like that. She had already worked so hard to prove that she was old enough to take care of things on her own.

After much thought, she finally decided that the best thing to do was to see what was making the noise. She summoned all of her courage and slowly crept to her bedroom door to listen for the direction the noise was coming from.

“Click, click, clack, clack,” went the noise. “Click, click, click…” The noise trailed off momentarily and ended with a loud “CLACK”. Apple Bloom picked up one of her baseball bats resting in a rack next to the door where she kept them when they were not in use.

She had joined the school little league with Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle at the start of the new school semester. She wasn’t very enthusiastic about joining the league at the time as she mainly joined to have more time to hang out with Scootaloo who was enrolled in many afterschool sports programs. However, standing at her door now, listening to the weird noise get louder and louder, she was grateful that she knew a thing or two about swinging a bat.

She listened for a while longer and determined that the sound was coming from the basement.

"Well that figures," she whispered, unimpressed at the potential ghost's lack of creativity. She crept toward the basement, making sure she had a tight grip on her baseball ball bat just in case the 'ghost' turned out to be something else.

She slowly turned the doorknob of the basement door and quietly made her way down the stairs. The music and tapping got louder and louder as she made her way to the bottom of the staircase.

“Tick, tick, tap tap,” went the sound, accompanied by the old-timey music.

The music sounded like it was droning it out from an old record player. It clicked and sputtered as the record turned on the table and forced the music up through the megaphone.

When she reached the last step she dropped the baseball bat and screamed in terror. There before her was the most terrible thing she had ever seen in her life. It was Granny Smith in a glittery bikini and black leather lace up boots, practicing naughty burlesque dance moves to the old-timey music.

When Granny Smith took notice of Apple Bloom she stopped dancing and frowned. She placed her hands on her wrinkly bare hips and said, "You made me lose my concentration. Now I have to start the routine over. Go back to bed and let me practice in peace."

Apple Bloom nodded and ran up the basement stairs, leaving the baseball bat behind. She got under the covers of her bed and shivered at the horrors she had just observed. Never again would she go down into the basement on Wednesdays or Fridays, which she later learned were the nights that Granny Smith practiced her burlesque dance routines.

No matter how bad the music or loud the tapping noises, she buried himself deep inside of her covers and tried not to pay attention to it. For she was well aware of the terror that awaited her at the bottom of the basement stairs.
MLP Parodypasta: The Terror In The Basement
This is just a small parody of the creepypastas out there, using ponies as the main characters. I hope that you enjoy it.
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